Oil Industry Buffs Gifts

Jake strikes crude oil.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Evolution.

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Libyan Crude Oil

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

Car Breast-Feeding

Take me to your leader. . .

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Oil in Nigeria.

BP Waiter: Dinner is served!

Low tech tech friendly solution to the gulf oil spill?

Ernie is a documentary filmmaker who tells stories of folks in their professional lives -- I think he should wonk on his film titles more. One film looked at the surprisingly competitive cutthroat world of the dry cleaning business. "The Hanger Games." In another, we see astronomers traveling to remote locations to escape light pollution. "The Dark Night." Ernie showed us the bond among young butchers in an increasingly vegan world. "Stand by Meat"! And he told us the story of a man who i

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

Venice Floods

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

The science doesn't prove global warming. Stop the fraud. So why save gas because bad things "might" happen in 50 years? Global warming is hot air. Because we're going broke importing oil from countries that hate us today? Lemme see our talking points. Global warming is hot air.

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'

Army Man Playset 2020

Bump in the road.

'This next song is about oil. Then again, isn't everything?'

The Evolution of Transport.

Fuels paradise.

Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.

Oil Spill in the Bath.

Libya Crisis and the Price of Oil

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

Domino Effect of Rising Gas Prices.

Fracking Express