Oil Industry Professional Gifts

Little Oil

Behind closed doors at the extremely complicated job of determining gas prices.

"No one knows what he does, but it's rumored that he's the guy who sets global oil prices."

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

Oil price - 'Yeah, c'mon! Do us a favour and let it fly! The higher, the better!'

"Hello, can I buy wholesale? I even have my own tank!"

"Every new car comes with your own backyard drilling rights."

Half Price Oil Barrels

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Oil squirting out of a golf hole, as arabs ty to play.

"It's not just the church that needs evangelists. So does big oil."

'They're still using that greasy kid stuff.'

"Going up is okay - just not up as high as it was..."

Demand For Oil

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

I thought you ordered the barrels.

Buoy with message: 'On this site will be erected a beautiful new twelve story drilling platform that will pump 10,000 barrels of oil a day'.

Blood and oil on African soil

'I would've preferred everything I touched turned to OIL.'

"That's not the Falklands - it's ***** Madagascar!"

Oil supply.

"So much pain...so much death." "So much to profit from I almost feel guilty." "Amateurs."

'Believing they had struck oil, the townsfolk are super-annoyed to discover it was just the cartoonist's ink smear.'

OPEC - Oil Pricks Engaged in Conspiracy.

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

Oil Workers

"Solar energy? How are they going to sink a test well on the sun?"

Mugged by the petrol pump.

'I struck oil.'

Coronavirus and the Stock Market

Fishy Business

Oil War

'Ocean sounds will not be heard. Instead, here's an ad for investment opportunities in offshore drilling.'

'Look, a dollar! Pick it up so we can scoop up that blob of oil!'

Oil prices