Oil Industry Professional Gifts

Little Oil

Behind closed doors at the extremely complicated job of determining gas prices.

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

"No one knows what he does, but it's rumored that he's the guy who sets global oil prices."

Oil price - 'Yeah, c'mon! Do us a favour and let it fly! The higher, the better!'

"Hello, can I buy wholesale? I even have my own tank!"

Half Price Oil Barrels

"Every new car comes with your own backyard drilling rights."

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Oil squirting out of a golf hole, as arabs ty to play.

'They're still using that greasy kid stuff.'

"It's not just the church that needs evangelists. So does big oil."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Buoy with message: 'On this site will be erected a beautiful new twelve story drilling platform that will pump 10,000 barrels of oil a day'.

I thought you ordered the barrels.

Demand For Oil

"Going up is okay - just not up as high as it was..."

OPEC - Oil Pricks Engaged in Conspiracy.

Oil supply.

"That's not the Falklands - it's ***** Madagascar!"

'Believing they had struck oil, the townsfolk are super-annoyed to discover it was just the cartoonist's ink smear.'

"So much pain...so much death." "So much to profit from I almost feel guilty." "Amateurs."

'I would've preferred everything I touched turned to OIL.'

Blood and oil on African soil

The Evolution of Transport.

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

Mugged by the petrol pump.

'I struck oil.'

Rising Oil Prices.

Supply and Demand.

'Do you see a tall, dark formation of shale oil?'

Oil War

History of Gasoline.

BP Waiter: Dinner is served!

Lucky Oil Drilling Corp.