Oil Industry Gifts

'Mind you, I'm not responsible for the entire pipeline ?' just the section that flows through my office.'

Oil Industry Safety.

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

How Are My Safe Work Habits? Call 1-800-555-safe.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'This CAN'T be safe! We need a bigger helicopter!'

'Today's safety topic is HELICOPTER SAFETY!'

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

"It's not just the church that needs evangelists. So does big oil."

Oil Derrick Crop

Awareness!...

I thought you ordered the barrels.

"But, pop, I hardly expected the oil price bust to affect my allowance."

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

"I thought they finally came to their senses and were providing water, but these are oil pipes..."

"The food here is very good- a little oily, but good."

Oil plan pipeline lies.

'On this site will be erected a beautiful new twelve story drilling platform that will pump 10,000 barrels of oil a day.'

World economics crisis

"The crude oil is on the left, and the refined oil is on the right."

Just wanted to tell you that even though you've been very, very good Santa won't be coming this year...60 bucks an hour in the oil patch is just too hard for him to pass up.

'No oil, no whales, no help.'

Crude oil and refined oil.

Falling Oil Prices

Spot the difference.

Oil Always Comes First.

Jens Stoltenberg.

Pipeline Backers Hang On

How to books - How to be an oil Profiteer.

"Around here, Benson, we never speak of pouring oil on troubled waters."

""Yeah, I like the hard stuff...so what?'

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Oil Spill Blame

'Look, a dollar! Pick it up so we can scoop up that blob of oil!'