Oil And Gas Industry Gifts

'So what are you complaining about, mister Let's-not-hinder-industry-with-regulations?'

Keystone XL

Soaring gas prices suck the life out of a tenuous economic recovery.

Pipelines

Spin for Oil.

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Spot the difference.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

"No. Bad dog. You may not use fracking to extract a bone you buried."

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

Libyan Crude Oil

Snake in the grass...

US Energy Needs.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Car Breast-Feeding

Take me to your leader. . .

Ethanol and foreign oil.

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

BP Waiter: Dinner is served!

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

Energy trap.