Oil And Gas Industry Pillows

'So what are you complaining about, mister Let's-not-hinder-industry-with-regulations?'

Keystone XL

Soaring gas prices suck the life out of a tenuous economic recovery.

Pipelines

Spin for Oil.

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Spot the difference.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

US Energy Needs.

Snake in the grass...

Libyan Crude Oil

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

Take me to your leader. . .

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

Car Breast-Feeding

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

Ethanol and foreign oil.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'

Bump in the road.

There's no real oil emergency...

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

Army Man Playset 2020

Camel In The Tent