Petroleum Industry Pillows

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

Spot the difference.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Libyan Crude Oil

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Snake in the grass...

US Energy Needs.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Ethanol and foreign oil.

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

Take me to your leader. . .

Car Breast-Feeding

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

Keystone XL

Low tech tech friendly solution to the gulf oil spill?

There's no real oil emergency...

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

'Who is to blame?'

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

"Woo-hoo!"