Petroleum Pillows

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

Huge capitalist man gulping down barrels of oil

Spot the difference.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Libyan Crude Oil

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Cheesie Rider

US Energy Needs.

Snake in the grass...

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Ethanol and foreign oil.

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

Take me to your leader. . .

Car Breast-Feeding

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Keystone XL

'Who is to blame?'

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

"Woo-hoo!"

Low tech tech friendly solution to the gulf oil spill?

Venice Floods

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.