Petroleum Pillows

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

Huge capitalist man gulping down barrels of oil

Spot the difference.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Snake in the grass...

Cheesie Rider

US Energy Needs.

Libyan Crude Oil

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

Take me to your leader. . .

Jeremy Clarkson.

Ethanol and foreign oil.

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

Car Breast-Feeding

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

BP Waiter: Dinner is served!

Keystone XL

'Who is to blame?'

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'

Low tech tech friendly solution to the gulf oil spill?