Oil Production Pillows

"Woo-hoo!"

Spot the difference.

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

'Let's call him lucky!'

Snake in the grass...

US Energy Needs.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Take me to your leader. . .

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

BP Waiter: Dinner is served!

Keystone XL

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

Stage producer.

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'

'Who is to blame?'

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

Energy trap.

There's no real oil emergency...

TV Producers Workshop. The first goal of a series to avoid cancellation long enough to issue a DVD set. Get boxed before you get canned!

Venice Floods

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.