Oil Production T-Shirts

"Woo-hoo!"

Spot the difference.

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

'Let's call him lucky!'

Snake in the grass...

US Energy Needs.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Ethanol and foreign oil.

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

Take me to your leader. . .

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

Keystone XL

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

Stage producer.

There's no real oil emergency...

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

'Who is to blame?'

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'

Energy trap.

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

Venice Floods

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

"But, pop, I hardly expected the oil price bust to affect my allowance."