Oil And Gas T-Shirts

Price of crude oil rockets!

Oil consumption.

BP Waiter: Dinner is served!

Iranian Oil

High Octane Big Oil Profits

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

'Petrol-head trilobite dreams of his future.'

Bush short-term energy policy.

US Energy Needs.

Oil on Mars.

Oil price.

"Yes...there is a problem...but, fixing it would be far too expensive."

Spot the difference.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Libyan Crude Oil

Snake in the grass...

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Car Breast-Feeding

Ethanol and foreign oil.

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

Take me to your leader. . .

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Keystone XL

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

'Who is to blame?'

There's no real oil emergency...