Oil And Gas T-Shirts

Price of crude oil rockets!

Oil consumption.

Iranian Oil

High Octane Big Oil Profits

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

'Petrol-head trilobite dreams of his future.'

Bush short-term energy policy.

US Energy Needs.

Oil on Mars.

Oil price.

"Yes...there is a problem...but, fixing it would be far too expensive."

Spot the difference.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Snake in the grass...

Libyan Crude Oil

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Take me to your leader. . .

Car Breast-Feeding

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Keystone XL

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

"Woo-hoo!"

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."