Oil T-Shirts

Libyan Oil

Expensive Vintages.

Energy trap.

After the coma.

Spot the difference.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

'Let's call him lucky!'

Snake in the grass...

US Energy Needs.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Take me to your leader. . .

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

BP Waiter: Dinner is served!

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

There's no real oil emergency...

'Who is to blame?'

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'

"Woo-hoo!"

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

Venice Floods

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

"But, pop, I hardly expected the oil price bust to affect my allowance."

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

The Oil of Iran

Fuels paradise.