Oil Gifts

Libyan Oil

Expensive Vintages.

Energy trap.

After the coma.

Spot the difference.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

'Let's call him lucky!'

Snake in the grass...

US Energy Needs.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Take me to your leader. . .

Ethanol and foreign oil.

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

'Who is to blame?'

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'

"Woo-hoo!"

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

There's no real oil emergency...

Venice Floods

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

"But, pop, I hardly expected the oil price bust to affect my allowance."

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

The Oil of Iran

Oil Spill in the Bath.