Oil And Energy Gifts

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Spot the difference.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Snake in the grass...

US Energy Needs.

Libyan Crude Oil

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

"Here's the problem."

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

Take me to your leader. . .

Ethanol and foreign oil.

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

Car Breast-Feeding

Is this what they call inherent safety?

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"Gas, is it the future?"