Oil Industry Pillows

'Mind you, I'm not responsible for the entire pipeline ?' just the section that flows through my office.'

Oil Industry Safety.

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

How Are My Safe Work Habits? Call 1-800-555-safe.

'This CAN'T be safe! We need a bigger helicopter!'

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'Today's safety topic is HELICOPTER SAFETY!'

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

"It's not just the church that needs evangelists. So does big oil."

Oil Derrick Crop

Awareness!...

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

I thought you ordered the barrels.

"But, pop, I hardly expected the oil price bust to affect my allowance."

"The food here is very good- a little oily, but good."

"I thought they finally came to their senses and were providing water, but these are oil pipes..."

Oil plan pipeline lies.

World economics crisis

'On this site will be erected a beautiful new twelve story drilling platform that will pump 10,000 barrels of oil a day.'

"The crude oil is on the left, and the refined oil is on the right."

How to books - How to be an oil Profiteer.

Pipeline Backers Hang On

Falling Oil Prices

Just wanted to tell you that even though you've been very, very good Santa won't be coming this year...60 bucks an hour in the oil patch is just too hard for him to pass up.

Crude oil and refined oil.

Jens Stoltenberg.

'Look, a dollar! Pick it up so we can scoop up that blob of oil!'

Spot the difference.

Oil Always Comes First.

"Around here, Benson, we never speak of pouring oil on troubled waters."

'No oil, no whales, no help.'

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

""Yeah, I like the hard stuff...so what?'

Rising Oil Prices.