Oil Industry Professionals Pillows

Woman applying for a job in the oil business.

Obscene Oil Profits.

"The price of oil is dropping...so...why has your gas gone up?!"

'Okay, Everybody sing along with me...'

World Oil Supply: A Slippery Floor

Take me to your leader. . .

Spot the difference.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Snake in the grass...

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

US Energy Needs.

Libyan Crude Oil

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Car Breast-Feeding

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

Keystone XL

There's no real oil emergency...

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

Army Man Playset 2020

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.