Oil Industry Professionals T-Shirts

Woman applying for a job in the oil business.

Ernie is a documentary filmmaker who tells stories of folks in their professional lives -- I think he should wonk on his film titles more. One film looked at the surprisingly competitive cutthroat world of the dry cleaning business. "The Hanger Games." In another, we see astronomers traveling to remote locations to escape light pollution. "The Dark Night." Ernie showed us the bond among young butchers in an increasingly vegan world. "Stand by Meat"! And he told us the story of a man who i

Obscene Oil Profits.

Tony Hayward.

"The price of oil is dropping...so...why has your gas gone up?!"

British Petroleums solution to the oil problem thus far-A bandaid . . .

'Okay, Everybody sing along with me...'

World Oil Supply: A Slippery Floor

Take me to your leader. . .

Spot the difference.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

"No. Bad dog. You may not use fracking to extract a bone you buried."

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

Libyan Crude Oil

US Energy Needs.

Snake in the grass...

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

Car Breast-Feeding

Ethanol and foreign oil.

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Keystone XL

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

BP Waiter: Dinner is served!