Oil Industry Advocate T-Shirts

'I get the feeling his heart's just not in this fight.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Libyan Crude Oil

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Ethanol and foreign oil.

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

Take me to your leader. . .

Car Breast-Feeding

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Oil in Nigeria.

BP Waiter: Dinner is served!

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

Venice Floods

'Probably to put in his tank!'

Low tech tech friendly solution to the gulf oil spill?

Oil Spill

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

The science doesn't prove global warming. Stop the fraud. So why save gas because bad things "might" happen in 50 years? Global warming is hot air. Because we're going broke importing oil from countries that hate us today? Lemme see our talking points. Global warming is hot air.

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'

Army Man Playset 2020

Ernie is a documentary filmmaker who tells stories of folks in their professional lives -- I think he should wonk on his film titles more. One film looked at the surprisingly competitive cutthroat world of the dry cleaning business. "The Hanger Games." In another, we see astronomers traveling to remote locations to escape light pollution. "The Dark Night." Ernie showed us the bond among young butchers in an increasingly vegan world. "Stand by Meat"! And he told us the story of a man who i

Saudi Arabian oil attacks increase price

Bump in the road.

'This next song is about oil. Then again, isn't everything?'

The Evolution of Transport.