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Free Oil.

Oil-n-Gas Corp. had record profits last year! Cough, cough. Left-wing pundit down! We need a medic and Elizabeth Warren.

Oil Spill

Spot the difference.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Libyan Crude Oil

Snake in the grass...

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Take me to your leader. . .

Car Breast-Feeding

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

Ethanol and foreign oil.

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Oil in Nigeria.

BP Waiter: Dinner is served!

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

Bump in the road.

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Venice Floods

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'

Low tech tech friendly solution to the gulf oil spill?

'Who is to blame?'

The science doesn't prove global warming. Stop the fraud. So why save gas because bad things "might" happen in 50 years? Global warming is hot air. Because we're going broke importing oil from countries that hate us today? Lemme see our talking points. Global warming is hot air.

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