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Venezuela Cliff Edge

Big Oil Destroys the World

'What do you call it when you go to war for oil?' 'Sheikonomics?'

Short Memories

Spot the difference.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Evolution.

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Snake in the grass...

Libyan Crude Oil

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Take me to your leader. . .

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

Car Breast-Feeding

Ethanol and foreign oil.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

BP Waiter: Dinner is served!

Army Man Playset 2020

Bump in the road.

The science doesn't prove global warming. Stop the fraud. So why save gas because bad things "might" happen in 50 years? Global warming is hot air. Because we're going broke importing oil from countries that hate us today? Lemme see our talking points. Global warming is hot air.

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

Low tech tech friendly solution to the gulf oil spill?

Made redundant from Honda please help

'Who is to blame?'

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."