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"You're not supposed to do that until after I hit your knee with this little hammer..."

Spot the difference.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Evolution.

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

Libyan Crude Oil

Snake in the grass...

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

Take me to your leader. . .

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Car Breast-Feeding

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

BP Waiter: Dinner is served!

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

The science doesn't prove global warming. Stop the fraud. So why save gas because bad things "might" happen in 50 years? Global warming is hot air. Because we're going broke importing oil from countries that hate us today? Lemme see our talking points. Global warming is hot air.

Venice Floods

Low tech tech friendly solution to the gulf oil spill?

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

There's no real oil emergency...

Oil Spill

Bump in the road.

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'

'Who is to blame?'

Army Man Playset 2020

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.