Oil Industry Buff T-Shirts

"You say you were robbed? Could you describe the culprit?"

'We know about sanctions. It's spelled EMBARGO!'

The Oil of Iran

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Libyan Crude Oil

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

Car Breast-Feeding

Take me to your leader. . .

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Oil in Nigeria.

BP Waiter: Dinner is served!

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'

Low tech tech friendly solution to the gulf oil spill?

Ernie is a documentary filmmaker who tells stories of folks in their professional lives -- I think he should wonk on his film titles more. One film looked at the surprisingly competitive cutthroat world of the dry cleaning business. "The Hanger Games." In another, we see astronomers traveling to remote locations to escape light pollution. "The Dark Night." Ernie showed us the bond among young butchers in an increasingly vegan world. "Stand by Meat"! And he told us the story of a man who i

Bump in the road.

The science doesn't prove global warming. Stop the fraud. So why save gas because bad things "might" happen in 50 years? Global warming is hot air. Because we're going broke importing oil from countries that hate us today? Lemme see our talking points. Global warming is hot air.

Venice Floods

Army Man Playset 2020

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

Why is there a problem with the EU's independence?

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

'This next song is about oil. Then again, isn't everything?'

The Evolution of Transport.

Fuels paradise.

Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.

Oil Spill in the Bath.

Domino Effect of Rising Gas Prices.