Big Oil Buff T-Shirts

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

High Octane Big Oil Profits

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

"Shall we put it in play?"

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

BP Waiter: Dinner is served!

Why is there a problem with the EU's independence?

Origin of the Universe/Big Bang Theory/Big Cowlick Theory

"Today we'll explore the origin of the cartoon universe. Also know as the 'Cartooniverse'."

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

"Welcome to Trapeze Talent Inc. If you'd like us to catch you, fill out this form, and we'll get back to you if we're interested."

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

Black Hole Exhibit

"All power to the board of directors!"

A gargoyle holds up sign saying 'I have critical market info'

Fuels paradise.

The Oil of Iran

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

'He's a major client.'

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

Family Hiking Trip

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

Betting on $80 oil price.

Natural Gas for the EU.

Safety - "Don't tick off Tiny."

'Look, a dollar! Pick it up so we can scoop up that blob of oil!'

Species: A single, distinct kind of plant or animal having certain distinguishing characteristics.

'I see you've heard the news.'

History of Gasoline.

Rising Oil Prices.

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

Improvised Economic Device

"I used to love the sight of zeros."

Low oil prices.