Big Oil Boss T-Shirts

"Hey. . .! What about my interests. . . ?!"

Spot the difference.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

'Let's call him lucky!'

Libyan Crude Oil

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Car Breast-Feeding

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

BP Waiter: Dinner is served!

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

Low tech tech friendly solution to the gulf oil spill?

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

Venice Floods

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

Saudi Arabian oil attacks increase price

The science doesn't prove global warming. Stop the fraud. So why save gas because bad things "might" happen in 50 years? Global warming is hot air. Because we're going broke importing oil from countries that hate us today? Lemme see our talking points. Global warming is hot air.

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'

Army Man Playset 2020

'Probably to put in his tank!'

Bump in the road.

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

The Evolution of Transport.

Oil Spill in the Bath.

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

Libya Crisis and the Price of Oil

Domino Effect of Rising Gas Prices.