Big Oil Boss T-Shirts

"Hey. . .! What about my interests. . . ?!"

Spot the difference.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

'Let's call him lucky!'

Libyan Crude Oil

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

Ethanol and foreign oil.

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

Car Breast-Feeding

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

'Probably to put in his tank!'

Venice Floods

Bump in the road.

Low tech tech friendly solution to the gulf oil spill?

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'

Saudi Arabian oil attacks increase price

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

Army Man Playset 2020

The Evolution of Transport.

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

Oil Spill in the Bath.

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

Fracking Express

Libya Crisis and the Price of Oil

Domino Effect of Rising Gas Prices.