Oil Tycoon T-Shirts

"Petro-dollars do not grow on trees, my son."

"I always have mixed feelings about high gasoline prices. . . I own oil company stock."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'Let's call him lucky!'

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

'Hi, I'm on the make,'

'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'

Wonder what the shareholders are doing today...

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

'It's quite the Horatio Alger story, isn't it? Humble origins in a single drop of pond water, gradually devouring every competitor in sight. Naturally, it was just a matter of time before you decided to join our company!'

"Philip! Nice to see you still at large."

'We've decided to foreclose on Paraguay, Ferguson -- Get down there and take the place over.'

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

The Oil of Iran

Manager.

"It's the Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

Chain of command. Me - everybody else.

Iranian Oil

“UKRAINE FARM LAND PICK YOUR OWN”

'Simmons is our expert in oil stocks.'

Sporting World God: And on the seventh day he stitched up the television broadcast rights.

"...by the way, the firm's karma is skewered, I had to kill a few people on the way up"

'Business's sure a lot better since we started adding your Dad's stuff.'

falling oil prices bargain barrel

'When I was young I thought wealth and power would make me happy...and I was right!'