Oil Tycoon Critic T-Shirts

'What could possibly go wrong with the Keystone Pipeline? And don't worry about those non-fracking related earthquakes.'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'Let's call him lucky!'

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

Oil in Nigeria.

BP Waiter: Dinner is served!

The science doesn't prove global warming. Stop the fraud. So why save gas because bad things "might" happen in 50 years? Global warming is hot air. Because we're going broke importing oil from countries that hate us today? Lemme see our talking points. Global warming is hot air.

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

Energy trap.

'This next song is about oil. Then again, isn't everything?'

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

New uses for excess coal

The Oil of Iran

Same old fossil fuel dependency: 'Drill, baby, drill!'

Sucking all the oil out of the earth

'Simmons is our expert in oil stocks.'

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

'Our main priority is to protect all of the innocent oil that has become caught up in this conflict.'

Sorry Fuel Crisis

Hooked . . . to oil.

"Cop 20"

"I'm afraid the discovery of oil on your property will drive the price of your home down."

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

Spin for Oil.

'You've got to overcome your dependency on fossil fuels.'

Blood and oil on African soil

"Oh, the humanity!"

The Land Grab: Then and Now

"Petro-dollars do not grow on trees, my son."

Stop and think.

"That's it! I'm officially against the pipeline to Chicago."

"You say you were robbed? Could you describe the culprit?"

'We know about sanctions. It's spelled EMBARGO!'

The cost of the Gulf rig fire is estimated at about 14 bln USD

Keystone Pipeline Economic Benefits.