Oil Tycoon Humor T-Shirts

Falling Oil Prices

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

'Let's call him lucky!'

Car Breast-Feeding

BP Waiter: Dinner is served!

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.

"Yeah, it's work-related, Doc...I bent over backwards trying to please my boss!"

Fuels paradise.

'Simmons is our expert in oil stocks.'

Contemporary U.S. soldiers right an oil derrick.

'a fine mess you've got us into...'

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

"I do feel a lot better since we switched to the trans-fat free oil."

Rising Oil Prices.

History of Gasoline.

'Look, a dollar! Pick it up so we can scoop up that blob of oil!'

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

Oil Workers

"I'm afraid the discovery of oil on your property will drive the price of your home down."

Expensive oil.

Libyan Oil

Improvised Economic Device

Low oil prices.

"I used to love the sight of zeros."

ATM at gas station.

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

'Mr. Dentler is the man behind the man behind the man.'

Vikings cannot pillage the U.S. Oil Biz

"Petro-dollars do not grow on trees, my son."

New Uses For Excess Coal

Oil War

"Yes, that's good news, but it's a long way to go for oil!"

'The gentleman in the back bids one arm. The is now one arm. Will anybody give me an arm and a leg.'