Oil Tycoon Enthusiast T-Shirts

Al Gore of Arabia. Famous opponent of global warming and fossil fuels, has sold his small TV network to oil rich Qatar for $500 million.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

'Let's call him lucky!'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

Car Breast-Feeding

BP Waiter: Dinner is served!

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

'It's quite the Horatio Alger story, isn't it? Humble origins in a single drop of pond water, gradually devouring every competitor in sight. Naturally, it was just a matter of time before you decided to join our company!'

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.

Fuels paradise.

Oil Price

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

'Simmons is our expert in oil stocks.'

'a fine mess you've got us into...'

Contemporary U.S. soldiers right an oil derrick.

"I do feel a lot better since we switched to the trans-fat free oil."

'Our main priority is to protect all of the innocent oil that has become caught up in this conflict.'

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

'Look, a dollar! Pick it up so we can scoop up that blob of oil!'

History of Gasoline.

Rising Oil Prices.

Low oil prices.

Expensive oil.

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

"I used to love the sight of zeros."

'Our company will solve the world's energy problems. Every day's worth of oil will burn for eight days.'

Improvised Economic Device

"I'm afraid the discovery of oil on your property will drive the price of your home down."

Libyan Oil

ATM at gas station.

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

Vikings cannot pillage the U.S. Oil Biz

'Maybe complimentary refills wasn't such a good idea.'