Oil Tycoon Gifts

BP Waiter: Dinner is served!

Oil Wave

"Petro-dollars do not grow on trees, my son."

"I always have mixed feelings about high gasoline prices. . . I own oil company stock."

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'Let's call him lucky!'

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

'Hi, I'm on the make,'

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

Home for the Holidays

'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'

Wonder what the shareholders are doing today...

'It's quite the Horatio Alger story, isn't it? Humble origins in a single drop of pond water, gradually devouring every competitor in sight. Naturally, it was just a matter of time before you decided to join our company!'

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

"Philip! Nice to see you still at large."

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

'We've decided to foreclose on Paraguay, Ferguson -- Get down there and take the place over.'

The Oil of Iran

Monopoly game - "You just gazumped me!"

Just Merged.

Manager.

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

"It's the Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

"...by the way, the firm's karma is skewered, I had to kill a few people on the way up"

Iranian Oil

'Business's sure a lot better since we started adding your Dad's stuff.'

'Simmons is our expert in oil stocks.'

Chain of command. Me - everybody else.

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