'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'
Oil Tycoon Watcher Gifts
If you have a friend or loved one fascinated by the oil industry, our curated selection of fun and clever items will fuel their passion. From humorous mugs to stylish prints, find the perfect gift that celebrates their interest in oil tycoon watching. These creative products are designed to add a touch of humor and sophistication to their collection, making every day more interesting.
"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"
Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.
Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?
'Let's call him lucky!'
Libyan Crude Oil
Car Breast-Feeding
BP Waiter: Dinner is served!
Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!
What We're Fighting For
"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."
The Heating Oil Problem.
Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'
Oil explodes from the wishing well.
The Oil of Iran
Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.
Short Memories
'Simmons is our expert in oil stocks.'
Venezuela, Saudi Arabia, Russia and Qatar agree to freeze oil production
'a fine mess you've got us into...'
Contemporary U.S. soldiers right an oil derrick.
"I do feel a lot better since we switched to the trans-fat free oil."
"I'm afraid the discovery of oil on your property will drive the price of your home down."
Big Oil Destroys the World
Expensive oil.
Libyan Oil
Improvised Economic Device
Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.
"Petro-dollars do not grow on trees, my son."
'What do you call it when you go to war for oil?' 'Sheikonomics?'
"Oh, the humanity!"
Gore sells Current TV to Al Jazeera, oil financed company.
'Do you work for Rupert Murdoch, too?'
"I've done the math...it's all right here! We pull out Iraq and use that money to subsidize the oil companies, and...!!"
Oil War
Oil Tycoon Watcher Gifts Collection
Oil Tycoon Watcher Mugs
Explore our range of witty and charming mugs perfect for any oil tycoon watcher to enjoy their favorite beverage in style.
Oil Tycoon Watcher Pillows
Browse our fun and stylish pillows designed for oil tycoon enthusiasts, adding humor and charm to any home or office.
Oil Tycoon Watcher Prints
Discover captivating prints that celebrate the world of oil tycoon watching—bring personality and art into their favorite space.
Oil Tycoon Watcher T-Shirts
Find a t-shirt that speaks to their passion—our collection of funny and fashionable shirts for oil tycoon watchers is sure to impress.