Oil Observer Gifts

"I've done the math...it's all right here! We pull out Iraq and use that money to subsidize the oil companies, and...!!"

"Personally I have no issues with a pipeline running under my property."

"It's a strange picture."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

"Are we there yet?"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Libyan Crude Oil

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Fish tank filled with sardines.

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

Oil Spill

Fish Feeding Frenzy

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

What We're Fighting For

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

The Heating Oil Problem.