Oil Observer Gifts

"I've done the math...it's all right here! We pull out Iraq and use that money to subsidize the oil companies, and...!!"

"Personally I have no issues with a pipeline running under my property."

"It's a strange picture."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

"Are we there yet?"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

Libyan Crude Oil

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

Fish tank filled with sardines.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."

Fish Feeding Frenzy

What We're Fighting For

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

Evolution into a pair of sandals.