Oil Watchdog Gifts

Doomsday Media Story.

The Solar System (after deregulation)

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

"The Nominees"

HUAWEI 5G

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

Oil in Nigeria.

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'

NDAs for non VIPs

Gulf of Mexico - Twinned with Bhopal.

The Heating Oil Problem.

'I think the global banking sector, drunk on years of excessive bonuses, may need a little more than your 'very angry' T-shirt to make them toe the line.'

Panama Papers

Oil Spill

"Hi, I'm Bob Darrel. I'm here to perform the audit of your books. Don't mind the vultures. They follow me everywhere."

'This next song is about oil. Then again, isn't everything?'

'...And in this dungeon we incarcerate the lowest of the low - the mis-sellers of P.P.I. schemes!'

Nice Apology, Mark

Short Memories

FDA will 'Regulate Tobacco'.

How Americans Can Get Help

'To be honest I generally only deal with clients by phone or email.'

The Gulf Coast Oil Spill is the Grime of the Century.

Venezuela, Saudi Arabia, Russia and Qatar agree to freeze oil production

"We used to think sugar and spice were all things nice - until that was proved to be a lie put out by global food manufacturers."

"I'm from the Environmental Protection Agency. You're doing great."

I want you to look at this, Harris, and see if it could give us any trouble.

"We're phasing out Russian oil."

Demand For Oil

'Don't blame us. Blame the customers we mis-sold insurance to, for having the audacity to claim compensation.'