Oil Industry Watcher Gifts

"I thought they finally came to their senses and were providing water, but these are oil pipes..."

A Russian Oil-Oligarch.

Spot the difference.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Libyan Crude Oil

Snake in the grass...

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Take me to your leader. . .

Ethanol and foreign oil.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

Venice Floods

Saudi Arabian oil attacks increase price

What We're Fighting For

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

'Who is to blame?'

The Heating Oil Problem.

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

There's no real oil emergency...

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

Oil Spill

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

"But, pop, I hardly expected the oil price bust to affect my allowance."

Oil Spill in the Bath.

The Oil of Iran

Short Memories

'Mind you, I'm not responsible for the entire pipeline ?' just the section that flows through my office.'

Oil Industry Safety.

'On this site will be erected a beautiful new twelve story drilling platform that will pump 10,000 barrels of oil a day.'

Future Paybacks - water, $400 per barrel