Oil Industry Watcher Pillows

"I thought they finally came to their senses and were providing water, but these are oil pipes..."

A Russian Oil-Oligarch.

Spot the difference.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Snake in the grass...

Libyan Crude Oil

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Take me to your leader. . .

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

The Heating Oil Problem.

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'

Venice Floods

'Who is to blame?'

What We're Fighting For

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

Saudi Arabian oil attacks increase price

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

Oil Spill

There's no real oil emergency...

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

"But, pop, I hardly expected the oil price bust to affect my allowance."

Oil Spill in the Bath.

Short Memories

The Oil of Iran

'Mind you, I'm not responsible for the entire pipeline ?' just the section that flows through my office.'

Oil Industry Safety.

'On this site will be erected a beautiful new twelve story drilling platform that will pump 10,000 barrels of oil a day.'

'Simmons is our expert in oil stocks.'