Oil Industry Analyst Pillows

Oil War

"We're phasing out Russian oil."

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

"Fill 'er 'up'...'up'...and 'up' again?!"

Venezuela, Saudi Arabia, Russia and Qatar agree to freeze oil production

Spot the difference.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Libyan Crude Oil

Snake in the grass...

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

Take me to your leader. . .

Car Breast-Feeding

Ethanol and foreign oil.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Oil in Nigeria.

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

Venice Floods

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

Bump in the road.

Oil Spill

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

Army Man Playset 2020

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

Low tech tech friendly solution to the gulf oil spill?

'Who is to blame?'

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'