Oil Industry Analyst Mugs

Oil War

"We're phasing out Russian oil."

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

"Fill 'er 'up'...'up'...and 'up' again?!"

Venezuela, Saudi Arabia, Russia and Qatar agree to freeze oil production

Spot the difference.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Libyan Crude Oil

Snake in the grass...

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

Take me to your leader. . .

Car Breast-Feeding

Ethanol and foreign oil.

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Oil in Nigeria.

BP Waiter: Dinner is served!

The science doesn't prove global warming. Stop the fraud. So why save gas because bad things "might" happen in 50 years? Global warming is hot air. Because we're going broke importing oil from countries that hate us today? Lemme see our talking points. Global warming is hot air.

There's no real oil emergency...

Low tech tech friendly solution to the gulf oil spill?

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

Army Man Playset 2020

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

'Who is to blame?'

Bump in the road.

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.