Oil Analyst Mugs

Falling Oil Prices

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

Portfolio, 2011

US Energy Needs.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

Critical Ethanol report

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Micro and Macro Department,

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"Gas, is it the future?"

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

Industrial Beautification van

'If only there was a way to keep electrical costs down...'

Camel In The Tent

Saudi Arabian oil attacks increase price

Energy trap.

What We're Fighting For

There's no real oil emergency...

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

BP Greed Credentials - huge profits and cuts to environmental promises.

Bump in the road.

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'

'Last night Warren Buffett came to me in a dream and whispered in my ear, but it was just sexual.'

"It was originally built for fracking but the tourist thing seems to be working out OK."