Oil Industry Follower Pillows

"You're not supposed to do that until after I hit your knee with this little hammer..."

Spot the difference.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Evolution.

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

Libyan Crude Oil

Snake in the grass...

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

Take me to your leader. . .

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Car Breast-Feeding

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'

'Who is to blame?'

There's no real oil emergency...

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

Oil Spill

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

Army Man Playset 2020

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

Venice Floods

Low tech tech friendly solution to the gulf oil spill?

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

Bump in the road.