Oil Industry Insider Gifts

I thought you ordered the barrels.

"Now, don't go and do anything over the weekend that will upset the price of crude oil."

Keystone XL Pipeline

Locked and Loaded

Spot the difference.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Snake in the grass...

Libyan Crude Oil

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Take me to your leader. . .

Car Breast-Feeding

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Oil in Nigeria.

'Our ratings are down. Let's blame it on the media.'

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

Low tech tech friendly solution to the gulf oil spill?

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

Army Man Playset 2020

'Who is to blame?'

'The global economy supplies basic tools. A lot of us get the axe.'

"My lawyer doesn't trust my agent who doesn't trust the director who doesn't trust the screenwriter who doesn't trust me. All perfectly normal."

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.