Oil Industry Insider Gifts

I thought you ordered the barrels.

Oil Spill Blame

"Now, don't go and do anything over the weekend that will upset the price of crude oil."

Keystone XL Pipeline

On sale at the Enbridge gift shop.

Locked and Loaded

Spot the difference.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Libyan Crude Oil

Snake in the grass...

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Ethanol and foreign oil.

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

Car Breast-Feeding

Supermarket Merge

Take me to your leader. . .

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Oil in Nigeria.

'Our ratings are down. Let's blame it on the media.'

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

BP Waiter: Dinner is served!

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

Low tech tech friendly solution to the gulf oil spill?

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

Bump in the road.