Oil Economist Gifts

Gas: If you have to ask the price, you can't afford it.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Oil in Nigeria.

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

'Probably to put in his tank!'

Saudi Arabian oil attacks increase price

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

News and Magazines. Economic Stimulus Package. With the price of gasoline, it seems like a bad time to fuel the economy.

'This next song is about oil. Then again, isn't everything?'

"But, pop, I hardly expected the oil price bust to affect my allowance."

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."

Propane Supply

Devil upset with the cost of his gas utility bill.

The Oil of Iran

The oil crisis.

"You'll thank me when you see the heating bill."

"Insulating the house was too expensive... so I just insulated Gerald instead."

"We're phasing out Russian oil."

Loyal Opposition

Venezuela, Saudi Arabia, Russia and Qatar agree to freeze oil production

The last drop of oil...

"I be feelin' a mighty hot wind..."

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

"No one knows what he does, but it's rumored that he's the guy who sets global oil prices."

Oilcoa Welcome Shareholders

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'

"What - 20 liters of gasoline for me?? Honey, you're crazy! That's way too expensive! A diamond necklace would have been quite enough!"