'I pay for my energy, and if I want to waste it, I'll waste it.'
Energy Economist Gifts
Looking for a gift for an energy economist? Our collection blends wit and insight, featuring prints, mugs, and more that highlight their passion for energy markets and economic analysis. Whether celebrating a milestone or just because, these thoughtful gifts bring a smile to their face and acknowledgment of their expertise.
Electric Rate Hikers: ZZZZZT!
"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."
"You'll thank me when you see the heating bill."
The oil crisis.
"With skyrocketing energy prices we'll starve and freeze to death before climate change can kill us!"
"What - 20 liters of gasoline for me?? Honey, you're crazy! That's way too expensive! A diamond necklace would have been quite enough!"
'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'
Updated Classic: Charge of the Light Brigade
Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.
"...Instead of raw, how would you like your egg tepid?"
Petrol Suicide
"Insulating the house was too expensive... so I just insulated Gerald instead."
"Not so smart now are you!"
"What Kind of fuel am I?"
High electricity prices
Energy Crisis
"The gingerbread house is gone. . . I could no longer afford the cost of electricity and gas."
Keeping Warm During the Energy Crisis
"The radiator doesn't burn very well!"
Sanctions and Gas
"I don't want your blood, young lady. I've tapped into your power and gas lines! Muuuahahaha!"
Campfire Picture
Firewood From Russia
Keep warm this winter....
Russia and Europe
Frozen Planet 2 - Price of heating unaffordable
"Next on Winterwatch, we check in on Mr and Mrs Henderson who are hibernating to avoid putting the heating on."
Saudi Oil: Non-Production Manager
Oil-n-Gas Corp. made $250 billion last year! Its profits soared while we got gouged at the pump! Are you listening to me?! Did you say something? Meltdown. He loves getting worked up. You taunt because you care.
News and Magazines. Economic Stimulus Package. With the price of gasoline, it seems like a bad time to fuel the economy.
Electric Price Shock
'After seeing the latest fuel bills your Dad's gone nuclear!'
'Sorry Darling, I ran out of things to burn.'
'Because oil is so expensive I've had to go back to using coal.'
Energy Economist Gifts Collection
Energy Economist Mugs
Looking for more amusing and insightful mugs for energy economists? Browse our collection for designs that make coffee breaks both fun and memorable.
Energy Economist Pillows
Comfort meets comedy with our pillows for energy economists. Add a humorous touch to their workspace or living room today.
Energy Economist Prints
Decorate with meaning—our prints for energy economists combine humor and professionalism, perfect for inspiring their office or home environment.
Energy Economist T-Shirts
Check out our selection of T-shirts designed for energy economists—stylish, witty, and perfect for expressing their passion for energy markets.