Energy Economics Gifts

Petrol Suicide

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

US Energy Needs.

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

"Here's the problem."

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Is this what they call inherent safety?

Critical Ethanol report

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

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