Energy Economics Fan Gifts

'It's to combat rising fuel bills,'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

Ireland and its Celtic Tiger request some donations

News and Magazines. Economic Stimulus Package. With the price of gasoline, it seems like a bad time to fuel the economy.

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

Cost of Terror.

Devil upset with the cost of his gas utility bill.

The oil crisis.

"You'll thank me when you see the heating bill."

Joseph Chamberlain Atempts to Drag Arthur Balfour down the Road to Protectionist Imperial Tariff

"I be feelin' a mighty hot wind..."

"Insulating the house was too expensive... so I just insulated Gerald instead."

"What - 20 liters of gasoline for me?? Honey, you're crazy! That's way too expensive! A diamond necklace would have been quite enough!"

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'

I feel so helpless. Fuel price anger counseling – $25. The gas companies could charge me whatever they wanted and I couldn't do a darn thing about it. I'm utterly powerless – a pawn in some sick geopolitical game where I've got no options. What if I can't afford to drive my 6,000-ton SUV two blocks to the gym?!

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

Alternative Energy Beats Fossil Fuel

'Sorry Darling, I ran out of things to burn.'

'You're having what we like to call a near profit experience.'

Duracell bunny joins marching drummers

Frozen Planet 2 - Price of heating unaffordable

Why China's carbon footprint is so large.

"With skyrocketing energy prices we'll starve and freeze to death before climate change can kill us!"

"It's been a nice evening out, Roland, but I wish we had met before the market downturn."

'Shut up. You're the one who forgot to pay the electric bill.'

Peak Oil and its effect on car design.

Electric Rate Hikers: ZZZZZT!

"Now let's go fill her up in Iran!"

"...Instead of raw, how would you like your egg tepid?"

CEO Pinata