Energy Economics Enthusiast Gifts

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Man suicidal over cost of petrol

The year 2015. . .Gas: $2.99 a pint.

Conversations between the USA and Venezuela

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

The Not-So Smart Meter

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

Nuclear generation of energy.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

US Energy Needs.

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

Critical Ethanol report

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

"Gas, is it the future?"

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

"But is it renewable...."

'The Luftwaffe is unable to bomb London, mein Fuhrer. The east coast of England is littered with wind turbines!'

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

'Finally - an alternative source of energy!'

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"Whatsamatter? Did his batteries run down?"

News and Magazines. Economic Stimulus Package. With the price of gasoline, it seems like a bad time to fuel the economy.

"Woo-hoo!"

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."