Energy Economics Fan Prints

'It's to combat rising fuel bills,'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

Ireland and its Celtic Tiger request some donations

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."

Cost of Terror.

Devil upset with the cost of his gas utility bill.

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

The oil crisis.

Joseph Chamberlain Atempts to Drag Arthur Balfour down the Road to Protectionist Imperial Tariff

"Insulating the house was too expensive... so I just insulated Gerald instead."

"I be feelin' a mighty hot wind..."

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'

"What - 20 liters of gasoline for me?? Honey, you're crazy! That's way too expensive! A diamond necklace would have been quite enough!"

Frozen Planet 2 - Price of heating unaffordable

'You're having what we like to call a near profit experience.'

Duracell bunny joins marching drummers

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

Alternative Energy Beats Fossil Fuel

'Sorry Darling, I ran out of things to burn.'

Why China's carbon footprint is so large.

"With skyrocketing energy prices we'll starve and freeze to death before climate change can kill us!"

"It's been a nice evening out, Roland, but I wish we had met before the market downturn."

'Shut up. You're the one who forgot to pay the electric bill.'

Peak Oil and its effect on car design.

Electric Rate Hikers: ZZZZZT!

The year 2015. . .Gas: $2.99 a pint.

"Now let's go fill her up in Iran!"

"...Instead of raw, how would you like your egg tepid?"