Fuel Economics Gifts

Petro-Schadenfreude

Deliverers of fine fuel protests.

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

'Are we broke yet?'

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Oil shock.

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

Propane Supply

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

Domino Effect of Rising Gas Prices.

Fill In The Blanks.

The last drop of oil...

'The medical term for your distress is, 'Pain at the Pump' There's a lot of it going around'

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

History of Gasoline.

I feel so helpless. Fuel price anger counseling – $25. The gas companies could charge me whatever they wanted and I couldn't do a darn thing about it. I'm utterly powerless – a pawn in some sick geopolitical game where I've got no options. What if I can't afford to drive my 6,000-ton SUV two blocks to the gym?!

With gas prices soaring, many stations have begun posting EMS teams next to their pumps.

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

Gasoline fuel theft

World Demand Price Up

'Our high prices have helped lower highway fatalities, but do we get any thanks? No.'

"That's all you got? 'Don't waste money on premium gas?'"

Used Cars. The price of gas is $3.30 a gallon. The price of this baby is only $2.59 a pound.

Power corrupts & oil-shortage power corrupts absolutely

Losing Money on Gas.

4 by 4 To Fill Up Please Help.

Facing a Cold Winter

'Here's your problem - you need more air in your tires for better gas mileage...'