Fuel Economy Gifts

'We spend billions annually on styling changes and preposterous advertising, and you've got nerve to care only about fuel economy and reliability?!'

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

Fuel economy.

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

"Remove card quickly...hoooo, not quick enough. That's going to cost you!"

How To Save Gas.

"Wouldn't you have something cheaper for me?"

Cost of Fuel

Oil Change

"That's all you got? 'Don't waste money on premium gas?'"

"Back so soon?"

"Free massage with fill."

"I sold my car $1500 last week! It's actually worth only $750! The guy understood! I'd just filled it up with gas!"

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

I haul my own vacation supply... Before the price skyrockets again!

Losing Money on Gas.

Oil shock.

'I don't want your car... I just want the gas!'

Big Bump Gas.

'Here's your problem - you need more air in your tires for better gas mileage...'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"The bad news is; I can't get it to go. The good news is; It'll be really low on fuel consumption."

Motorist in long queue at petrol station walks over cars to pumps.

'GASOLINE'

High fuel costs cause criminals to economize.

Gas Bar - "Fill it up with last week's gas, you know the stuff that was ten cents cheaper."

'This baby gets 12 city, 13 highway and 25 off a bridge.'

Man drives small car.

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

'Are we broke yet?'

Fuel bill gone through the roof

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'