Fuel Consumption Gifts

Not Just in Russia, Sanctions Come to You

Gas Guzzler Owners' Support Group.

Gas Prices

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Fuel bill gone through the roof

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Oil shock.

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

'It's a hybrid.'

With their sales slumping due to high gas prices, many RVs are being converted...

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

'Do you have poop points?'

'Kiss me twice! I got the raise and 36 MPG, highway!'

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

Used Cars. Think of it this way --- As things fall off, the miles per gallon go up!

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

'Ever since we switched from bio-diesel to human beings, the air smells cleaner, the Earth much greener, and the mileage has been unbelievable!'

Rising Gas Prices

Gas price rollercoaster.

With gas prices soaring, many stations have begun posting EMS teams next to their pumps.

Deliverers of fine fuel protests.

"The car is smart, but he's not. Apparently, he doesn't listen to it when it says it needs gas."

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

'Your honor, when considering sentencing please note that my client drove a hybrid car that gets 80 MPG.'

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

'This one get 40 miles per gallon.'

'The nice thing about our car is we double its value when we fill it up with gas.'