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Gas Guzzler Owners' Support Group.

Gas Prices

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Fuel bill gone through the roof

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

Oil shock.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

'It's a hybrid.'

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

'Do you have poop points?'

'Kiss me twice! I got the raise and 36 MPG, highway!'

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

'Ever since we switched from bio-diesel to human beings, the air smells cleaner, the Earth much greener, and the mileage has been unbelievable!'

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

Rising Gas Prices

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

'Your honor, when considering sentencing please note that my client drove a hybrid car that gets 80 MPG.'

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

Deliverers of fine fuel protests.

Gas price rollercoaster.

'This one get 40 miles per gallon.'

"The car is smart, but he's not. Apparently, he doesn't listen to it when it says it needs gas."

Car Pools.

'The nice thing about our car is we double its value when we fill it up with gas.'

Filling up with Deersil.

"Would you like to memorialize this expensive tank of gas with a receipt?"