Fuel-conscious Traveler T-Shirts

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

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Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

Short Memories

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

'Sorry I'm late, Fred. I forgot to plug in the car.'

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"I know it can drive itself. I'd buy it if it could pay for itself."

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

"They've replaced the company car."

The New Modern-Day Lament.

Polar Cruises.

'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'

Tourism Industry

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

'Wow! You get a great view of the retreating icecaps from up here.'

"Where are the whales and the seabirds that were promised to be seen on this cruise?"

Please - Take only photographs, leave only footprints.

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

Pot of Gold...

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

Gasoline is the devil and it's treading on the world.

"U.S. Imports of foreign fuel are down, Putin's angry rhetoric is up, U.S. gas prices are up, Russian fuel exports are down. . ."

Man on bike