Fuel Frugality Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Charity for Petrol.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

US Energy Needs.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Natural gas

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

Gas prices up.

Short Memories

'Do you have poop points?'

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

The New Modern-Day Lament.

"Unclean demon, in the name of the saint I command you to leave the spirit of this man and to take from him his unholy desire to drive an SUV!"

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

Pot of Gold...

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning an SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

Gasoline is the devil and it's treading on the world.

Leaded and Unleaded Petrol.

"U.S. Imports of foreign fuel are down, Putin's angry rhetoric is up, U.S. gas prices are up, Russian fuel exports are down. . ."

Diesel Prices

Sports futility vehicles

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

'Petrol-head trilobite dreams of his future.'

"It can also run on recycled cooking oil, but you have to be careful, as it has a severe peanut allergy."

Oil Profits

"What fuel do you use?" "You'll never guess!"

Zero Fuel Taxis

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